"My parents use me for content and I get V-bucks for it."

From birthday vlogs to “What I Got My Kid” hauls, your face is all over the internet—and honestly, you’re okay with it... as long as the V-bucks keep rolling in. You know the drill: a few cute clips, a solid reaction shot, and boom, payment in Fortnite currency. If your parents have turned you into an unofficial co-star of their content empire, you might as well rock this tee. Consider it part of your contract.

For Kids Only.